Sammy. Taurus.
  1. every day all the days stacked on top of one another building a pyramid to nowhere days like this one here today sitting in the kitchen eating frosted flakes right out of the box like crackerjacks no money to buy milk and no one, absolutely no one to blame but myself. what the hell i'm alive and dying maybe not living but surviving.

  1. Pictures



whorunstheworldgirls:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

Omg

(Source: vimeo.com, via nancyyt)

oohtheyhavenibbles:

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM

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THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS

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BOWLCUTS

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LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT

(via makethespeakersblow)

themightynarwhal:

sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean

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looks like something a nightmare pooped out

(via sunacid)



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